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An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer,"We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."

In a calmer moment, Arun and his wife were sitting at home. Arun was as usual reading some bowling averages. "Do you remember the day you proposed at the cricket match?" said she romantically. "You were bold." "No I wasn't," muttered Arun,"I was caught and bowled!"

Q: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.

After the World cup, Saurav Ganguly has a head-on with Ricky Ponting. And Ponting says- "Humare paas Brett Lee hai, Glenn McGrath hai, aura ab toh World Cup bhi hai. Tumhare paas kya hai?" Ganguly replies "Humaare paas?? Humare paas...Ma hai. Sehwag ki Ma!!"

The wicket-keeper had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain. "You know," he said, "You've picked two men who should never be in the side." "Oh really," said the captain icily, "and who's the other one?"

In a village match, one of the batsmen received a fast ball which caught him in the mouth and broke several teeth. The next year, in the return match, he faced the same bowler. "I hope you're not after my teeth this year," he said. "No," grinned the bowler, "this time it's the stumps I'm after!"

The toothless victim was emerging from the anaesthetic. As he came to his senses, he saw the dentist packing up to go to the cricket ground for the afternoon. 'Not a bad morning's work, eh?' said the dentist, cheekily. "All out before lunch!"

Amit's wife rang the cricket club - "Sorry he's just gone in to bat, shall I get him to ring you back?" asked the barman. "No," she said "I'll hang on!"

 

  
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