The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to
 talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing
 problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they
 are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they
 are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're
 selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep
 the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway
 eating samosas and drinking chai (tea).. Some of them are even walking
 around with just one wing!'
 
 
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my
 children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
 
 
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan
 returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?' 
 
 
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're
 having down there.' 
 
 
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.' 
 
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back.
 Now what was the question?' 
 
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' 
 
Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this ... Hold on.'
 
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm
 sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to
 install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in
 by putting out the fire...fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!!
 Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone
 connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
 controlling and dealing with them!! 
 
Some were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop...
 
I am requesting the Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they
 arrive as re-birth". 
 
Indians will be Indians... 
 
So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!!!!!