Before finding a girl "Spider Man". After finding his girl "Super man".After the engagement "Gentle Man". After the marriage "Watch Man". 10years After marriage "Dober Man".

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Before finding a girl "Spider Man". After finding his girl "Super man".After the engagement "Gentle Man". After the marriage "Watch Man". 10years After marriage "Dober Man".

gadi ko horn bajate dekh kar ek dost dosre puchta hai kya ajj gadi moli kha kar ayi hai

Lady standing at bus stop taking stayfree pack in her hand.

Bagger : Bai kuch dede.

Lady :no change.

Bagger : yeh Bread ka pocket dede.

Lady : kal aana " JAM LAGA KER DOUNGI "

TECH ; KIYA CHEEZ MOOH MAIN NAHI LENI CHAHEYE....

STD : JALTA HOWA BULB.....

TECH : KIYOUN ....

STD : KAL RAAT MUMMY PAPA SE BOL RAHI THI KE BULB BUJHA DO TO MOOH MAIN LOUNGI.....

NEVER XXXXX A TEL-OPRATOR, AFTER 3 MIN SHE"LL SAY UR TIME IS OVER

NEVER XXXXX A NURSE, SHE"LL SAY NEXT PLS.

BUT XXXXX A TEACHER, SHE"LL SAY IT'S GOOD NOW REPEAT IT 5 TIMES......

AIRTEL Boy ask to SPICE Girl ;;;;  what is your specialities ::::

SPICE Girl ::: "NIGHT INCOMING IS FREE"

BANTA SINGH APNI BIWI SE KAHETA HAI MAINE LADKA MANGA THA LADKI KAISI HO GAIYI ...

BIWI ;   TUMHAREY BHAROSE RAHETI TO YEH BHI NAHI HOTI .....