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At the age of 8   -   You need to tell her a story at bed.

At the age of 18 -   You need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At the age of 28 -   You need not tell her any story to take her to bed.

At the age of 38 -   She will tell you a story to go to bed.

At the age of 48 -    You need to tell her a story for not going to bed with her.

At the age of 58 -    If you go to bed with her, it will be a story.

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I said one, one  -  She said fun, fun.

I said two, two - She said do. do

I said three, three - She said free, free.

I said four, four - She said more, more.

I said five, five - She said dive, dive.

I said six, six - She said fix, fix.

I said seven, seven - She said heaven, heaven.

I said eight, eight - She said tight, tight.

I said nine, nine - She said fine, fine.

I said ten, ten - She said done, done.

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Ek  aadmi  interview   dene  gaya.  boos   ne  uski  file   dekhkar  kush  huaa.

boss ne kaha  ---- job to  mil jayge .  tum  kya loge?

sir   mujhe   one  lakh  monthly,  eak  car ,  aur  eak  makan.

boss ne kaha,mai  tumhe  do  lakh  monthly, do car  aur do  makan  doonga.

aadmi  ne kaha-  boss majak to nahi  kar rahe  ho?

boss ne kaha  -- pehle  kisne kiya.........

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who was the first person to have a LAPTOP

GUESS........................

ITS Lord Shiva

Parvathi on LAPand Ganga on TOP!.....

SHAMBO SIVA SHANKARA.................!

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hi

hi

hi

cool night.

once upon a time on sunday evening

jayalalitha went airport urgently..

and checked her weight ........

the weight machine answered ...!...

all the passengers are request to come one by one

Jayalalitha : ??????

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do u know guys y java lecturers dont give homeworks?...

 

 

 

because its a rule that every java program

must be wirttien inside the class.........

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now hutch is vodaphone...

in future BSNL will be Bondaphone,

Aircel will be purifone

Airtel will be idlifone,

and your Phone will be Dabbaphone....

 

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 During War , Enemy soldier surrounded 3 nuns, he removed his pants , young nun pleaded - " PLS SPARE THE OLDER NUN."

Older Nun - " SHUT UP ! WAR IS WAR"

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