Sardar watching STAR PLUS.........

Suddenly, Announcement comes---

"U R WATCHING STAR PLUS"...

HE Wonders Oye..................

How did they know that i'm watching STAR PLUS.............

Once a Sardar was looking at a " WANTED" Poster and was wondering-

Saala "WANTED" tha to..... photo kheechne ke baad usse Janne Kyon Diya?

Sardarji : What is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know it means

S_Sardaron ke M_Mazak udane ki S_Service

Sardar 1 : ???????????????//

teacher name the thing which carries more weight but has very less weight....

student  that's your ''BRA'' madam

NOW A DAYS LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TAKING TRAINS VIA AGRA, BECAUSE WHEN THEY REACH HOME, THEY JUMP ON THEIR WIVES LIKE RED BULLS DUE TO VIAGRA.

Ek Bar ek Chuha ek Hati ko nariwal tree ke niche Chod raha tha usbakt ek narial hati ke mundi par gira to hati boli Oh ,Uh ,Uh

Chuha bola lag raha hai thik hai main dhere dhere Kor raha hu

EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE : RAVAN KI BEES ANKHEIN THI . PAR NAZAR EK AURAT PAR.

AUR TUMHAI DO ANKHEIN HEI AUR NAZAR HAR EK AURAT PER.

ONE FRIEND TO OTHER : RAVAN HAS TWENTY EYES, BUT WANT A SITA ONLY. MEANS A WOMAN.

YOU HAVE TWO EYES BUT HAVE ALL THE WOMAN IN TWO SIGHT.

EK ADMI NE NAI JAGAH PAR JOIN KIYA AUR BADE STYLE MAIN INTERCOM MILAYA AUR BOLA WAITER DO GLASS PANI AUR EK COFFEE LAO TURANT, DUSRI TARF SE AWAJ AAI TUMHE PATA HAI KI TUM KISSE BAT KAR RAHE USEN KAHA KI NAHI TO DUSERE NE BOLA KI MAIN ES COMPANY KA MANAGING DIRECTOR BOL RAHA HOON, TO US ADMI NE MANAGING DIRECTOR SE PUCHA TUMHE PATA HAI KI TUM KISSE BAT KAR RAHE HO TO MANAGING DIRECOR NE KAHA NAHI TO US ADMI NE TURANT PHONE RAKH DIA...........