Suhagrat pe pati ne patni se puchha: Kya mehsoos Karati ho,
Patni : Ab tak Bahar jake recharge karwati thi.aaj se life time ho gaya.
ab jindagi bhar life time free
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..
A boy see his sister while bathing and next day ask her.
Sister, why your main(bottom) part is so red.
She slaps on his face. and say
I beat you only once and it is much red. Then
how many one , how many times had beaten me there, so it is red
Sonu: Monu aaj tu doctor ke pass nahi gaya
Monu: Nahi aaj mein doctor ke pass nahi gaya
Sonu: Lekin tu to roz jata tha na, to aaj kyu nahi gaya
Monu: Ha yaar mein roz jata hoo, lekin aaj meri thodi tabiyat kharab hai is liye nahi gaya......
how many one , how many times had beaten me there, so it is red.
ladki or tea me hamesha 7 qualities dekho
1.garam ho
2.kali naa ho
3.tez ho
4.methi ho
5.doodh zayada ho
6.do minute mev tayar ho
7.raat ko soone naa de