ONE DAY=FATHER

TWO DAY=MOTHER

3-DAY=CHILD

FOURTH DAY=mbbs(mIYA bIBI bACHEE sAMET)

Boy: Can I touch your software

Girl: First Show me Your hardware

Boy: Should I installed it in your system

Girl: Cover it with antivirus & then Install

God was in the process of creating the universe.  And he was

explaining to his subordinates:

"Look everything should be in balance".

For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money.

But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa .

I have given them beautiful nature.

But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America.

I have given them lots of forests.

But at the same time, I have given them lesserXXXXXso that they would

have to cut off the forests.

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."

One of the angels asked...

"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said: "Aha... that is the crown piece of all.

" INDIA " .... My most precious creation.

It has understanding and friendly People.

Sparkling streams and serene mountains.

A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.

Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:

"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied --

"Look at the neighbors I gave them."

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to
 talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing
 problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they
 are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they
 are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're
 selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep
 the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway
 eating samosas and drinking chai (tea).. Some of them are even walking
 around with just one wing!'
 
 
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my
 children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
 
 
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan
 returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?' 
 
 
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're
 having down there.' 
 
 
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.' 
 
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back.
 Now what was the question?' 
 
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' 
 
Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this ... Hold on.'
 
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm
 sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to
 install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in
 by putting out the fire...fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!!
 Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone
 connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
 controlling and dealing with them!! 
 
Some were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop...
 
I am requesting the Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they
 arrive as re-birth". 
 
Indians will be Indians... 
 
So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!!!!!

ok a man goes up to a toy at a toystore
 its a toy of Michael Jackson with sayings from the name of his songs
but this one only knows one song
 okay.
 So the man says my children wont listen to me MJ wat do i do
 and he pulls the string and the doll goes
 BEAT IT JUST BEAT IT
 so he does

Boy: Can I touch your software

Girl: First Show me Your hardware

Boy: Should I installed it in your system

Girl: Cover it with antivirus & then Install

A BEAUTIFUL DRESS IS OF NO

USE UNTIL IT INSPIRES SOMEONE

TO TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!!!

COURTSY  SWAMI VIJAY MALLYA!!!!!!!!

husband went to bed with

cetrizne ,rantac,aspirin and water

WIFE WHY!!!!!

HUSBAND FOR UR COLD

ACIDITY and HEADACHE

WIFE BUT I DONT HAVE ANY OF THESE

HUSBAND FINE LET'S THEN FU**