KAHTEY HAIN AURAT KEY HAATH MAIN BERKAT  HOTI HAI...

BILKUL SAHI HAI ;;;;;;;;

 3INCH KA HAATH MAIN DO 8 INCH KA KERKE DETI HAI.......

BHAJJI TO HIS WIFE 1ST NIGHT 'ARE YOU VIRGIN'

SHE REPLIED: KIYA KABHI SPINNER KO NAYI BALL MILTI HAI KIYA ?

MAN: SANTREYE SAMBHALIYE MA'M THEY DISTURB ME

ANGRLY SHE REPLIED:TUMKO KIYA?  SANTREYE MEREYE HAI

MAN: HAAN PER JUICE MERA NIKAL RAHA HAI NA

WAQAT NAHI AB RONEY KA

WAQAT HAI BACHCHA HONEY KA

TAB KIYOUN NAHI ROYEI THI

JAB CHEEPAK CHEEPAK KEY SOEI THI

JAB KIYA HAI TO BHARO

TAB KAHETI THI AUR KARO AUR KARO

LADKI EK AISI PAHELI HAI

KABHI TERI TO KABHI MERI SAHELI HAI

KHERCHA KARE TO BOLE DARLING HOW RU

NA KARO TO BOLE 'BROTHER'WHO RU

     A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

Wifr was Beating Husbend. a neighbour asked ;; kiyoun mar rahi ho ?wife: inko call kiya to 1 ladki boli, "The person you are trying to Reach is currently Busy"