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Once Laloo got puzzuled due to weak english of Rabari,so after so much brainstorming he got best idia to send Rabari to America and to become guest of Clinton for 3 months thinking she may be fluent after residing and communicating with him.3 months after he tried to find out change so he made phonecall,from another side Clinton picked phone he replied "KONWA BOL RAHA HEI,LALOOAJI,HAA! RABARI JI TO ABHAY NAHINA HEI,TANIK VIHAR KO GAYI HEI,BAKI SAB AACHCHA CHAL RAHA HEI.

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Joke Posted By : Bhuvanesh
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Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech. Laloo got angry,stood up and said: when you don't play the game, Don't make the rules!  

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Joke Posted By : Bhuvanesh
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Ek Baar Laloo Yadav Ek American Senator (MLA) ke sath Patna ka round laga rahe the..Achanak Laloo ji ko zor se Mootna Aaya..Unhone car rukwayee aur Sadak ke kinare Mootne Lage, Is par Senator Bola - Yaha Police Nahi Pakadti Kya??

Laloo ji - Nahi Bhai, Yaha to KHUD hi Pakadna Padta Hai.

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Joke Posted By : Hitesh Kaswa
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Laloo was travelling in an airplane.... Airhostess: Sir are u a vegetraian or a nonvegetarian?? Laloo : I am an Indian.... Airhostess : ohh....mera matlab hain kya aap shakahari ho ya mansahaari?? Laloo : arey oh budbak....hum toh Bihari hain.....
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Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
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A commission on Railway accidents reported to laloo that the accidents are happened during last coach.Laloo declared immidiatly that remove the last coaches of train then only the problems could solved. Removed all the last coaches of train ultimatly they found engine only.
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One day laloo prasad yadav asked man mohan singh why you are not giving prime minister to gopal, Manmohan singh said i will give later , laloo prasad said when , manmohan singh said i don't know then laloo said its infinite i may not alive that's all manmohan singh died
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"Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development in Bihar. The Japanese Embassy was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, ""Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."" Laloo was very surprised. ""You Japanese are very inefficient,"" he stated ""Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar."""
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