Who is the sone ka ande denewala murga ? A service holder husband who gives his full salary to his wife  every month . 

First mistake of a married man - Marriage

Marwadi Donates blood to a shiek he gifts a BMW car Agin marwadi donets blood this time sheik gifts a bycle when asked why he replied ab mere jism main ek marwadi ka khoon hai...

Tera mera jore v ki

Main ik keesan da puter

Tu kisi afser de tee

Main khokhay tay sigrat phookan

Tu PC vich chaa pee

Main ik shirt nun to to pawan

Tarey suit panjee tee

Main mer mer B.A kita

Tun computer vich M.S.C

Theray pichey sohnay munday

Meray pichey C.I.D

Teray Naz Nakhary Nalun

Sanun changi Mameay de tee

Tera mera jore v ki

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Once a  Patient went to a Doctor

Patient :-   Doctor , every nigth i dream as i am a horse and partcipating in                         horse   race.
Doctor :-- No Problem let me check ,
After        perforing the check up
Doctor :- Just start taking this tablets from today night before sleep , you will be all right .
Patient  ;-  can i start taking from tommorrow ????
Doctor got Puzzled and ask why???

patient : Bcoz today night is my Final Race!!!!!!